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Name: Krae Age: 25 Occupation: Game-store Assistant Mangler RPG: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic series Shooter: Star Wars: Battlefront series Fighter: Soul Calibur series Strategy: Nippon Ichi Software (NIS) titles Misc: Animal Crossing Plus: Anime, RPG's, Absolute domination over his enemies, Cute furry animals with sharp teeth Minus: 989 Studios, Joseph Lieberman (Old School), Jack Thompson (New School), Deadlines, Political Correctness |
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Name: Kyle Age: 26 Occupation: Customer Servicing Representative RPG: Chrono Trigger Shooter: Halo series Fighter: Virtua Fighter series Strategy: Kingdom Under Fire Misc: Burnout 3: Takedown Plus: Captain Morgan, Zombies, Sex, Cash, Sega Minus: Losing, Sobriety, Movies about “feelings”, Pinko commie liberal tree-huggers |
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Name: Sean Age: 23 Occupation: Freelance Coder / Student RPG: Kingdom Hearts Shooter: Sentimental Shooter Fighter: Ehrgeiz Strategy: Civilization III Misc: Dance Dance Revolution Plus: Romance novels, The Iron Chef, Feel-good movies, Pocky, Adult dating sims Minus: Sunlight, Fresh Air, Human interaction |
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Name: The Purple-Haired Girl (true
name unknown) Age: 25 Occupation: Part-time Waitress RPG: The Sims Shooter: 19XX: War Against Destiny Fighter: Guilty Gear series Strategy: Can I say Pac-Man? Alright, Pac-Man then. Misc: Dance Dance Revolution Plus: The Arcade, Nerds, Cappuccino, Sex Minus: Not getting what she wants |
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Name: Baz Age: 20 Occupation: Pharmacy Girl / Student RPG: Final Fantasy series Shooter: Rainbow Six series Fighter: Soul Calibur II Strategy: Caesar III Misc: Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town Plus: Pink things, Guinness, Piercings, Lab coats, Giraffes, 'Arry Potter (except the third film, which was rubbish) Minus: Physicists, Lord of the Rings, Bri'ish weather, Deadlines, Tarantino fillums |
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Name: Att Age: 21 Occupation: Call-Center Customer Service Representative RPG: Legend of Zelda series Shooter: Ikaruga Fighter: Super Smash Bros. Melee Strategy: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Misc: Initial D arcade games Plus: Nintendo, Drifting, Turntablism, Hobos, Kittens, Malt Liquor Minus: The Gub'mint, People who don't know the difference between Hip-Hop and Rap |
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Name: Wes the Fat Fanboy Age: 32 Occupation: None to speak of, unless EBAY manipulation is an “occupation” RPG: Everquest Shooter: Metal Slug series Fighter: Super Street Fighter II (Turbo) Strategy: Romance of the Three Kingdoms series Misc: Magic: The Gathering Plus: Gloating over his rare and bizarre imports, Pastries of any variety, Asian Pornography Minus: People who take things out of their original packaging |
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Name: The Obnoxious Kid (true name
unknown) Age: 12½ Occupation: Student / Delinquent RPG: Pokémon Shooter: Resident Evil series Fighter: King of Fighters series Strategy: does Yu-Gi-Oh! count? Misc: throwing rocks at cats Plus: Theft, Vandalism, Arson, Profanity, Minus: You |
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Name: Jer (aka "Big
Boss") Age: 30 Occupation: Game-store Manager RPG: Dragon Warrior series Shooter: Chilled Absolut with a Beer Chaser... wait, did you mean game? Fighter: That one where you press the buttons really fast until you win Strategy: Syberia series Misc: ESPN Sports Franchise (Except Hockey, which isn't a sport) Plus: Hot Wheels, GI Joe, NASCAR, Miller Beer, the Seahawks, Hard Metal that makes you kill your parents Minus: Bees, Peanuts, Billy Corgan, Adam Duritz, Bandwagon-fans, the Yankees, Gamers who forget to shower |
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Name: Robot in a Hat Age: 20907216 Operational Hours (and counting) Occupation: Corporate Drone-Bot RPG: Xenogears / Xenosaga series Shooter: Earthsiege / Starsiege series (Cybrid Team) Fighter: Mobile Suit Gundam: Battle Assault series Strategy: Front Mission series Misc: tazering disobedient employees Plus: 30W Synthetic Motor Oil, Greasing his ball-bearings, See-through tower cases in computer mags Minus: Weak Flesh-Beings, Iron Oxide, Inefficiency, Power Surges |
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